And the winner is...

Thank you to all of you that voted for the Ensenada t-shirt Contest....the winning design is...

Number Two

Some Reasons Why I love My Husband: Number One

He wrote the birth control song...

"You have to take your birth control
Cuz if you don't 'dem babies willl grow
In your stomach for nine months
And when they come out
They eat boobies for lunch. "



Sorry if you find this offensive. I am not sorry for posting it, but I am really sorry you don't have a sense of humor.

Ensenada 2007

My brilliant husband whipped out these three t-shirt designs for our Ensenada t-shirts in like 30 minutes. I left it up to the student leaders to choose the one we are going with.

**Editor's Note: The colors are kind of messed up...they look better in the pure form.

Which is your favorite?

Number One:

Number Two:

**Editor's Note: I realize their is a spelling error...the actual shirt will have the correct spelling.

Number Three:

Acrobatic?

Dear Adobe Acrobat Man,
What's wrong with you? Your head is so small compared to your giant arms and giant legs. And then you have those teeny-tiny feet! And does doing your job really make you so excited that you are jumping with joy!

I wouldn't really be concerned with what you looked like except every time I need to use your program I have to look at you in the middle of my screen for several minutes.

I will probably see you very soon!
Ryanne Witt

I forgive you...

Dear Valentine's Day,

When I was single I really hated you. I hated everything about you. I hated your flowers, your cards, and that I had to wear the color red when you came around. I hated cheesy valentine's.

But I just wanted to you to know that I have forgiven you...and now I actually like you. Mostly because this year for Valentine's Day I got season one of Veronica Mars. Oh and I got to eat lunch with my friends and Rick Warren.

See you next year!

Ryanne Witt

Put your mind to it, go for it...

Dear LA Fitness,
Every month I pay you $30...for what? So you can tease me and taunt me every time I go to and from work. Do you know you have forced me to take the bridge entrance when I come in the morning?

It is not that I wouldn't like to visit you more often, but since I have gotten married my wifely duties have been taking up so much of time. Keep it clean LA Fitness, I didn't mean that. I meant cooking, cleaning, watching football, this list goes on and on.

It has been so long since I have seen you that I have forgotten what you look like. Perhaps I wil be visiting you soon...maybe not...I will let you know what I decide.

No hard feelings, right?
Ryanne Witt

Back in the days...

Dear MarioKart 64,

It's me Mario. Just kidding. I wanted to tell you when I played you the other day my heart filled with joy.

Do yo remember our days together? I do. I remember playing you every Tuesday and Thursday of my junior year...in college. I remember how many classes you convinced me to skip (you naughty little game).

It didn't matter to me that you had horrible graphics or didn't provide a lot of attention. You provided a lot love and acceptance. It didn't matter if I could go around one of your tracks in 56 seconds...those 56 seconds were great.

MarioKart 64...I am so so happy we have been reunited.
Your friend,
Ryanne Witt

P.S. MarioKart 64, you can thank this little trip down memory lane to my Wii. Because of him new flames have been rekindled.

Places I will never go to do work again....

Dear Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Foothill Ranch,

Oh, how I do enjoy your coffee drinks...a warm, delicious Chai Tea Latte can really hit the spot. This is why it saddens me to tell you that I will no longer be coming to you when I need to get work done outside of the office. There are a couple of reasons that have brought me to this decision.

Your inside seating area is very minimal, but today I was still able to find a table near an outlet, and under a light. However, there were three factors that caused me to finish my Chai Tea Latte and get out of there as fast as I could.

1. My table was TOO small. How do you expect me to work if I can barely fit my laptop...being able to spread out is important. Let's face it your spreadability equals slim to none.

2. My chair was very uncomfortable. Although cute...it wasn't long before my back was hurting, and I was looking around to see if there were any other chairs available.

3. You don't have internet. NOT ANY...let alone free internet.

Please understand...I can still visit...we can still be friends...but I just can't work under those conditions.

Sincerely,

Ryanne Witt

Here is the monthly blog...

I don't know how much of a LOST fan that you are, but I found something pretty sweet for all the hardcore fans out there. It is a screensaver that comes up like the screen on the computer in the hatch, and to get out of it you have to type in the numbers. You can find it
here. Now I didn't actually download it on to my computer, so if you get a virus or spyware on your computer...sorry.

See you next month!
Ry

iShirt

Want a new way to carry your iPod Shuffle? Check out the iShirt, which uses a patent-pending magnetic clasp system to make your iPod shuffle part of the t-shirt design. No modification is needed to your iPod shuffle. Simply place it over the clasp area of the shirt and it locks into place. The shuffle stays firmly attached even with vigorous activity. A quick pull easily removes it from the shirt.

You're it...

You can only use one word...Not as easy as you may think.
1. Yourself: Ryanne
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend: husband
3. Your hair?: mousey
4. Your mother?: crazy
5. Your Father?: strong
6. Your Favorite Item: Camera
7. Your dream last night: scary
8. Your Favorite drink: dc
9. Your Dream Car: convertible
10. The Room You Are In: Cube
12. Your fear: lonliness
13. What you want to be in 10 years: "Mom"
14. Who you hung out with last night?: Witts
15. What You're Not?: cool
16. Muffins: Chocolate
17: One of Your Wish List Items: mixer
18: Time: Lunch
19. The Last Thing You Did: Talk
20. What You Are Wearing: Clothes
21. Your Favorite Weather: Fall
22. Your Favorite Book: Cookbook
23. The Last Thing You Ate: bagel
24. Your Life: blessed
25. Your Mood: whatever
26. Your body: growing
27. Who are you thinking about right now? lunch
29. What are you doing at the moment?: silly
30. Your summer: hot
31. Best part of your life: Jonathan
I tag Cathi Workman and Mary Rosenbaum!

Geoduck...pronounced Gooey Duck

Last night while watching Dirty Jobs with my husband Mike Rowe was fishing for Goeducks...pronounces "Gooey Ducks". By fishing I mean kneeling in freezing cold mud. How do you know when you find a Goeduck? Well...it looks like this:



Or like this:



Or even like this:



Now you can call me dirty. But this is one of God's creations. I know what you are thinking...you are thinking "What is that thing???" Well the short version is it is a clam. Do know the complete definition click here. I am pretty sure the best part was not the absurdity of this animal, and God's clear sense of humor, but how the host of Dirty Jobs, Mike Rowe, could not keep a staright face in ANY of the shots.

Now you know...

Take that Allison Hibbard

How do I love thee...

DVR...TiVO...Call it whatever you want...I call it love!

We already had recording abilities in our home. Now we have double abilities. We just got a DVR in our bedroom. The new bedroom DVR is already set to record:
LOST
The O.C.
Laguna Beach

I would love to hear any other show recommendations that you think I should be recording on a weekly basis.

Mine...all mine!!!

Where have I been?

Oh nowhere...I am just a slacker.
I do love my blog, it is just that I read other people's and I am easliy intmidated.

I was kind of busy. I mean I was planning a wedding. Then I was on a honeymoon. Then I was packing my desk...then I was unpacking my desk...oh wait!

I am not making any promises, but I am going to try harder. I mean I don't want to be the Josh Garrett of the blogging world (when does Miami Vice come out again).

Honeymooners

It is official...we are the Witts!

We are busy honeymooning. To read about our adventures in Florida read my husband's blog!

Another amazing invention from Fred Flare

I have been trying to post something about these for three days, and I kept getting interrupted and forgot what I was doing. Please enjoy!

celebrity censored sunglasses

item#HO2376
Want to remain anonymous? Is the
paparazzi on your tail? Then pop on
a pair of these hilarious censor bar
glasses that are fun to joke around
w/ your friends! Plastic. Glasses do
not offer UV protection. Reflective
inside edges so you can see who's
talking behind your back!!! 7”x2”

A rediscovered love...

I just rediscovered a webiste that I used to use all the time. Foodie View ...instead of looking up a recipe you type in the ingredients that you have and it gives you a recipe with those ingredients. I use to use it all the time when I lived with Nils and C-Rute. I was also trying to win over and Jonathan, and anyone that knows him can clearly see that he can be won over through his stomach!

I heart Seth Cohen

I just found out that The OC: Season 3 comes out on October 24th. Sometime in the middle of last season (three) the Tivo messed up and erased the four episodes that I was behind. So I stopped watching (this was a sad day in my life). Season 4 of The OC starts on November 2nd. So that means I have exactly 9 days to watch 25 episodes to be caught up for Season 4. There are some awesome things that may or may not make it hard for me to watch all 25 episodes:

1. I will have be married exactly 23 days.

2. I will have be back at work only one week after having been on my honeymoon for two weeks.

3. This is right before YS Anaheim starts. For those of you that don't know Youth Specialties Conference is a busy time of year for me it ranks number two to PDYM time. For those of you that don't know about PDYM...it is really really busy!

Even with these factors...I accept the challenge of Seth Cohen, and in fact invite anyone who would like me to catch them up on Seasons 1 and 2 to join me in the watching of 3.

Touché My Lord!

You know you love the idea of this...