Dear LA Fitness,
Every month I pay you $30...for what? So you can tease me and taunt me every time I go to and from work. Do you know you have forced me to take the bridge entrance when I come in the morning?
It is not that I wouldn't like to visit you more often, but since I have gotten married my wifely duties have been taking up so much of time. Keep it clean LA Fitness, I didn't mean that. I meant cooking, cleaning, watching football, this list goes on and on.
It has been so long since I have seen you that I have forgotten what you look like. Perhaps I wil be visiting you soon...maybe not...I will let you know what I decide.
No hard feelings, right?
Ryanne Witt
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4 comments:
i really enjoy the saved by the bell reference.
I really enjoy that I can see you doing your arm swinging dance as you sing that song.
Ryanne, you need to know: I spit water all over my desktop moniter because I laughed so hard at this post.
Your friend,
Josh(ua)
reminds me of my relationship with 24 hr fitness.
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