Tuesday, May 17, 2011

My Latest Fem Crush

Oh Kristen Wiig...how I like to dream about us lunching together as BFF for hours laughing hysterically with each other - mostly me laughing at your jokes - because you are clearly the funnier one, which I am ok with.

And that adorable haircut. I haven't thought of cutting my hair short in a long time, and I have never thought about going blond. However, after two hours of Bridesmaids you had me thinking. What? Too Single White Female for you?

I clearly have a thing for making blonds my best friend, because you have been added to the list with Kristen Bell and Rachel McAdams. Maybe we should all get together and go on a girl's weekend to Palm Springs. I'll drive.

Monday, May 16, 2011

I hate crows.

Hate them.
They are SO disgusting.

Oh and they are apparently stupid, because when I was driving back from lunch the other day a crow flew into my windshield. It flew into my windshield, rolled over the top of my car, and landed on the ground. Directly into my windshield.

It scared the crap out of me. To all you animal activists out there you should know the crow lived - not like I would have cared...because as you know...I hate crows.