Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Put your mind to it, go for it...

Dear LA Fitness,
Every month I pay you $30...for what? So you can tease me and taunt me every time I go to and from work. Do you know you have forced me to take the bridge entrance when I come in the morning?

It is not that I wouldn't like to visit you more often, but since I have gotten married my wifely duties have been taking up so much of time. Keep it clean LA Fitness, I didn't mean that. I meant cooking, cleaning, watching football, this list goes on and on.

It has been so long since I have seen you that I have forgotten what you look like. Perhaps I wil be visiting you soon...maybe not...I will let you know what I decide.

No hard feelings, right?
Ryanne Witt

Back in the days...

Dear MarioKart 64,
It's me Mario. Just kidding. I wanted to tell you when I played you the other day my heart filled with joy.

Do yo remember our days together? I do. I remember playing you every Tuesday and Thursday of my junior college. I remember how many classes you convinced me to skip (you naughty little game).

It didn't matter to me that you had horrible graphics or didn't provide a lot of attention. You provided a lot love and acceptance. It didn't matter if I could go around one of your tracks in 56 seconds...those 56 seconds were great.

MarioKart 64...I am so so happy we have been reunited.
Your friend,
Ryanne Witt

P.S. MarioKart 64, you can thank this little trip down memory lane to my Wii. Because of him new flames have been rekindled.

Places I will never go to do work again....

Dear Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Foothill Ranch,

Oh, how I do enjoy your coffee drinks...a warm, delicious Chai Tea Latte can really hit the spot. This is why it saddens me to tell you that I will no longer be coming to you when I need to get work done outside of the office. There are a couple of reasons that have brought me to this decision.
Your inside seating area is very minimal, but today I was still able to find a table near an outlet, and under a light. However, there were three factors that caused me to finish my Chai Tea Latte and get out of there as fast as I could.
1. My table was TOO small. How do you expect me to work if I can barely fit my laptop...being able to spread out is important. Let's face it your spreadability equals slim to none.
2. My chair was very uncomfortable. Although wasn't long before my back was hurting, and I was looking around to see if there were any other chairs available.
3. You don't have internet. NOT ANY...let alone free internet.
Please understand...I can still visit...we can still be friends...but I just can't work under those conditions.
Ryanne Witt

Monday, January 08, 2007

Here is the monthly blog...

I don't know how much of a LOST fan that you are, but I found something pretty sweet for all the hardcore fans out there. It is a screensaver that comes up like the screen on the computer in the hatch, and to get out of it you have to type in the numbers. You can find it
here. Now I didn't actually download it on to my computer, so if you get a virus or spyware on your computer...sorry.

See you next month!