It is going to be called "The Pepperoni Pizza Lean Pocket Diet"
First you stress out about your weight and vow to eat healthier.
Then you stress out at work and run out of time almost every day to think about what you are eating.
Then you eat one Pepperoni Pizza Lean Pocket for lunch, and two for dinner.
It will probably only be a couple of pages long, so it will be more like a pamphlet.
Actually more like an essay.