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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Latest Fad


I am going to write a book.
It is going to be called "The Pepperoni Pizza Lean Pocket Diet"
First you stress out about your weight and vow to eat healthier.
Then you stress out at work and run out of time almost every day to think about what you are eating.
Then you eat one Pepperoni Pizza Lean Pocket for lunch, and two for dinner.
It will probably only be a couple of pages long, so it will be more like a pamphlet.
Actually more like an essay.

2 comments:

Julie Hibbard said...

And have you lost weight? They sound delicious! I might trade in my Slim Fast shake periodically for one of those!!

Pastor Chris said...

You gotta check Jim Gaffigan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs