Dear Adobe Acrobat Man,What's wrong with you? Your head is so small compared to your giant arms and giant legs. And then you have those teeny-tiny feet! And does doing your job really make you so excited that you are jumping with joy!
I wouldn't really be concerned with what you looked like except every time I need to use your program I have to look at you in the middle of my screen for several minutes.
I will probably see you very soon!
Ryanne Witt
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ok...so when i opened your page i got a little pissed cuz i thought that you had embedded some lame .pdf file that was loading...i HATE seeing that stupid thing...it's takes forever to load...just imagine me sitting there for like 3 seconds waiting for something to open..yeah...i'm lame.
dear ryanne:
i wish you would blog more. i do enjoy reading your blogs, though i rarely comment. i apologize for this.
if you try harder, i'll try harder.
i like your letter-format entries. and i like how when i read them, i can hear you reading it aloud, in my head. especially "teeny tiny" in this particular blog.
i know being married must be quite a job, and on top of your other job, you probably don't have much time for us in the blog realm.
i ask you to reconsider your infrequency within this microcosm, because i for one would benefit greatly from reading your thoughts on life and personification of inanimatic subjects on a more regular basis.
just in case you weren't sure you are appreciated....you ARE!
why do my comments have no weight in your heart?
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