He wrote the birth control song...
"You have to take your birth control
Cuz if you don't 'dem babies willl grow
In your stomach for nine months
And when they come out
They eat boobies for lunch. "
Sorry if you find this offensive. I am not sorry for posting it, but I am really sorry you don't have a sense of humor.
"You have to take your birth control
Cuz if you don't 'dem babies willl grow
In your stomach for nine months
And when they come out
They eat boobies for lunch. "
Sorry if you find this offensive. I am not sorry for posting it, but I am really sorry you don't have a sense of humor.
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Oh my... Could this be the next rap video starring Jake Rutenbar?
dear lord,
thank you for developing the gift of humor in your child jonathan witt.
and for gifting my life with his friendship.
your friend,
allison
I mean, I REALLY enjoy reading the song, but there is something special when the two of you sing it together in person. Thank you for using birth control and thank you for being funny!!!!
This could be THE ANSWER to so many of the global giants in our world...such as unwanted pregnancies, std's...the list goes on and on. You should make a video (not too graphic though) and put it on youtube.
That is SO funny. Not one of those songs that you would want stuck in your head... but So dang funny!
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