True Story

An actual conversation that took place in the car tonight on the way home from Target.

Ry: When you go to the fair tomorrow say hi to the baby pigs for me.
Jonathan: Do you talk to the baby pigs?
R: Yeah, of course.
J: Would you ever want a pig?
R: Yes.
J: You would love him just until he got big?
R: I would get a pot belly pig so it wouldn't get too big.
J: Once he got big we could just eat him.
R: NO! We don't eat our pets!
J: We do if they're delicious.

J: And if they go with biscuits and gravy.