Human Dictionary

I an invented a word this morning.
By invented I mean it popped into my head this morning, and I am pretty sure I have never heard it before. So it could have already existed or I could have an invented a word this morning.

Are you ready for it?

Lopo (pronounced low-po): A low ponytail; a ponytail worn at the nape of the neck

I know.
Genius.

These are the kinds internal dialogs that I have morning as I get ready in silence while my husband sleeps peacefully.