What I have given for Christmas so far...

What I have gotten for Christmas so far...

I am done Christmas Shopping...

I hate the mall. Don't get me wrong...I love the mall...just not when there is anyone else in it.

As I finished my Christmas Shopping tonight (yes, yes, yes) I decided the only thing that makes going to the mall during the Christmas season is seeing men buying gifts for their wifes and family members. Especially when they travel in twos.

Jenna is in the building...

This week I was in the same building as Hillary Clinton and Jenna Bush. Both times I had to enter buildings that were in total lock down.

Well after Jenna was finished speaking I went out to the parking lot where Jonathan was coming to drop off a jacket. All of a sudden this man yells,"Stop moving and stay where you are." Now I was well into the middle of the parking lot and I know he saw me the whole time...but he waited until I was in the middle of the parking lot to make me stop. Secret Service wouldn't let me move. So I just stood there for like three minutes while I could everyone talking on their radio about me. I was scared.

Phisherman

I just got the following email. I really want to send a fax to the number with a big "YEAH RIGHT!"

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Paypal Security Division.

Thanksgiving Plans

What I have already done today:
Slept in
Drank a cup of coffee and talked to my most wonderful friend Katie
Watched some football with a cozy little dog sitting in my lap
Made some pancakes
Enjoyed some breakfast

What I plan on doing the rest of the day:
Getting dressed
Putting on some make-up even though I am not leaving the house
Playing Settlers
Watching some football while cuddled up next to my husband on the couch
Eating half as much dinner as everyone else
Playing another game
Taking out the left overs and eating the other half of my dinner
Enjoying the cold brisk air outside while throwing a football around
Enjoying my family
Enjoying my friends
Enjoying some pie
Enjoying my bed

Happy Thanksgiving!

Road Trip Summary

Total Miles Traveled: 855

Total Miles Left: 20!

Times I have changed the radio when 'Kiss Kiss' by Chris Brown has come on: 3

People I am tired of traveling in the car with: Kanye, One Republic, Chris Brown, and T-Pain (Is there a song he's not on?)

People that don't have to get out: Paramore, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and CSS

Times I have cringed in fear that my new windshield is getting cracked: 5

Amount of snow on the ground: Minimal, but enough to fill me with happiness!

Take 5 Bars I have consumed: 1 King Size...only because I can't reach the other one.

Number of times JW got mad at me because I woke him up to get me something while I was driving: 3

One big decision I thought about while JW slept: I think I want to have three kids rather than two.

I will get you some photos as soon as I hug people, shower, get some fresh clothes on, and eat some delicious Prime Rib!

Road Trip Stop #5

Total Miles Traveled: 650
Times JW made me listen to 'See You Again' by Miley Cyrus: 2

We're stopped in Weed, CA for some gas and to change drivers. We are about to cross over to Oregon.

There is the most gorgeous view of Mount Shasta. My camera isn't really capturing the beauty and I don't know how to post pictures from my Sidekick, but as soon as I get to my mom's house I will post some photos.

My turn to drive...almost there!

Road Trip Stop #4

Total Miles Driven: 500
Price of gas: $3.33

Back on the road!
As we were filling up the car I could SEE Black Bear Diner (One of my faves!) right in front of me, but Jonathan wanted to keep moving so we drove thru McD's instead. So for now I am enjoying my McGriddle and a surprisngly delicios Iced Coffee.

I really hope there is snow on the pass!

Road Trip Stop #3

Total Miles Traveled: 477

2:15 am and we decided to stop in Williams for a sleep. I have already been sleeping for about an hour.

Road Trip Stop #2

Total Miles Traveled: 393
Times 'Kiss Kiss' by Chris Brown has been heard: 7
Price of gas: $3.33

Stopped for a bathroom break, gas, Monster energy drink, Take 5 Bar - king size, and collision Doritos (Buffalo Wing and Blue Cheese) in beautiful Stockton...just kidding it is dark and I can't see anything. Our plan was to stop in Sacramento...but Jonathan has been conditioned by late night games of Halo 3 so he has a couple more hours of driving in him.

XM Radio is treating us really well. We have this feature where you can be alerted when certain songs come on. We have the backlight off so when it beeps it is a surprise of what we are going to hear...we are usually not disappointed. Also, we have rewind feature so JW has made sure we listen to Paramore's 'Misery Business' two times every time.

To close here is our favorite song lyric of the night:
My best friend Leslie said she's just being Miley
- 'See You Again' by Miley Cyrus

For GR

Dear Gerry,
I got a new windshield today. I thought this information would make you happy!
Your friend,
Ryanne

Road Trip Stop #1

Miles driven: 150
Times 'Kiss Kiss' by Chris Brown has been heard on the radio: 4
Cost of gas: $3.45
After coming down the Grapevine we made our first stop at a truckstop. As we were eating our dinner JW said, "This place is like a megamall!"

The following could be found inside the building:
1. Showers
2. Theatre - Big screen with chairs in front of it
3. Gift store
4. "Massage" Room - I use quotes here because the word massage was written on a piece of paper covering another word. There was a man getting a massage by some ladies of Asian decent...yes I could see him...laying...with his shirt off.
5. Burger King, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut

We got some 'Bucks and gas and we are back on the road...until the next stop!

Road Trip

Jonathan and I are taking a road trip to Oregon to hang with my mom and stepdad for Thanksgiving. In true Griffin form I am going to blog about it. I will be sending you messages to the Blog world from my sidekick so I am not sure if the format will be funny or not!

My new sidekick...Let's call him Wallace

Last weekend Jonathan bought me a new Sidekick. If you know me you know I have been waiting for this for awhile. And when I heard T-mobile was coming out with a new one - I had to wait even longer.

So if I have sent you an unnecessary amount of texts lately. I am sorry...kind of. I just love using my new phone!

13!

In October I Blogged 13 times! It is not 31 - unless you are dyslexic - but it is still a record for me. You got to give a girl some credit for that!

My apologies Gerry

I hope the problem is fixed and up to your standards.

I heart XM Radio

Jonathan bought me XM radio for my birthday. It is satellite radio with no commercials...none. He has it in, and I used to covet it every time we went somewhere in his car. Today he installed in my car while I was at work. We went for a drive after dinner so I could set my preset stations. While searching the stations I found a total bonus...a station called Holly. All Christmas songs...all the time! I heart you XM! (And Jonathan too!)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Birthday Celebration #3

Just Creed...no big deal!

Birthday Celebration #2

Team Birthday Lunch at Ruby's...
My team is so great. We laugh a whole lot and often I am missing the joke because I am laughing at the joke before! Also, I enjoyed a delicious pumpkin shake!

Birthday Celebration #1

It is birthday week! The celebrations started on Sunday...and are counting down until the big day on Friday!

The first celebration was with my Dad, Stepmom, Bryce, Tori and Grandma. We headed to Leisure World in Seal Beach to hang out at my grandma's house. We sat outside, played games, and ate delicious Macaroni Grill. It was a perfect day of relaxing and catching up.

Some Reasons Why I love My Husband: Number Three

While enjoying a late lunch on a cold afternoon with Brian Hurst my husband came up with a brilliant plan. Brian ordered the chili in a breadbowl. This is Jonathan trying to bore a whole in it so he can catch Brian's chili in a spoon and eat it.

Grey or is it gray?

While googling Grey Rabbit for my Gray Hair blog (aren't I clever?) This photo came up. I thought it deserved it's own blog. No matter how furry and nice this giant rabbit it is - I would still have nightmares. Ever read Bunnicula?

You have got to be kidding me...

Today I was getting my hair done and my hair dresser, Taryn, found a gray hair on my head. She made me pull it out. Do you know that saying, "Pluck one and two more grow back?" I am doomed! Just call me Taylor Hicks.


All of this with my 25th birthday exactly a week away! I really am getting old! Why do people laugh when I say that?

Have you ever met me? I love the pumpkin patch!

Allison and Josh picked this "Old Man" pumpkin

Jonathan and I picked this perfect pumpkin specimen!

Celebrations...

October is a busy month of celebrations...I will be spending a lot of time at Hallmark.

1st - Our Anniversary ; Mary and Adam's Anniversary
3rd - Adam Rosenbaum's Birthday
4th - Mychal John Maltbie's Birthday
6th - Josh Tillery's Birthday
9th - Courtney Rutenbar's Birthday
11th - Andrew Jonston's Birthday - not the president, the cousin (notice the "t")
12th - Ryanne Witt's Birthday
14th - Alan Dearden's Birthday
15th - Michele and Kenny's Anniversary
17th - Leighton Sarti's Birthday
23rd - Veronica Mars: Season 3 Comes Out on DVD
24th - Allison Hibbard's Birthday
27th - Josh Treece's Birthday
31st - Jennifer Dearden's Birthday; Chrismalloween

I think I need to get more sleep...

Last night I crawled into bed about 11:45 and chose a show off of our DVR to watch. Jonathan was lying next to me working on his computer. During the first commercial break I started to fast forward.

About a minute and half later I heard Jonathan say, "What exactly are you doing?"
And I opened my eyes.
I looked and him and answered, "Sleeping."
The show was almost fast forwarded to the end.

To the low hum of fast forwarding I had fallen asleep. I think I need to go to bed earlier.

When you're a Witt, you're a Witt all the way...

When you are a Witt woman there are two things that you need to know how to make.
1. Anything with green chile in it - ANYTHING!
2. Really good gravy.

Today was my first time making gravy. I must say it was really easy and pretty freakin' good.

Three reasons making gravy might be my new favorite thing to make:
1. You make it with grease, I made it with bacon grease, so you use one pan for two things - less dishes...so great!
2. You don't have to figure out a place to put the grease. I am never good at getting all the grease in the jar.
3. Everyone loves gravy - lots of it - so you never have to put any food away. Everyone already put it away in their stomach.

I don't know if cooking breakfast for dinner makes me closer to being a Witt - but my breakfast for dinner skills just got so much better.

March of the Penguin

Last week at our first HSM Small Group. My girls and I tossed around the Icebreaker Ball. It is a beach ball that you blow up with "icebreaker" questions written all over it. You throw it around a circle, and whatever question is under your right thumb when you catch it is the question you have have to answer. It is really fun and a great way to get to know each other.

Since Wednesday I have been thinking about icebreaker questions. Like "If you were a super hero what would be your super powers?" One that has been stuck in my head is, "If you were an animal what animal would you be?"

I decided last night while watching TV, that if Jonathan were an animal he would be an Emperor Penguin. If you don't know about the Emperor Penguin you should read about the Emperor Penguin. Basically they walk about 60 miles inland. The females lay eggs and then they leave to feed. The males incubate them while huddled up as closely as they can with other penguins...starving for three months. When you look photos of them and what the males go through - don't you think of Jonathan?

Celebrating One Year!

A year ago on this exact day I became Mrs. Witt.

People always ask "How is married life?" I know they mean well, but I am not always sure how to answer. What a wonderful year it has been! Marriage is so great. Like every relationship there are hard moments. But the good far far outweigh the bad, and there are numerous moments a day where I stop and think, "I can't believe I am married" or "Jonathan is my husband!" or "Isn't it cool that we're married."

I love being a wife. I love being Jonathan's wife.

P.S. Happy Anniversary to Mary and Adam. I love the doing life with you, and I love sharing such a special day with you!

Candy Pie...Learn About It

First you make a graham cracker crust...

Then you take the snickers and peanut M&M's and you crush 'em (you crush 'em)...

Then you take the Nutella and you spread it (you spread it)...

Then you take the crushed up snickers and M&M's and you put them in the graham cracker crust as the filling...

Then you make lattice-work pie crust top...

Bake for 30 minutes...

Drizzle caramel on top...

Then you eat it, and immediately feel sick afterwards.

I heart fall...

I bought some pumpkins today. Who knew a little orange round thing could fill my heart up with so much happiness?

Things my husband loves...

1. His Wife

2. His family

3. Football

4. Fantasy Football

5. Football

6. Pie

7. Steak

8. Settlers

9. Peyton Manning

10. Vacations

11. His NEW Iphone

Things my husband hates...

1. Carson Daly

2. Being Late

3. People who run red lights

4. People who are rude to waiters and waitresses

5. Long car rides

6. When I wear lip gloss

7. His OLD phone

Raisin Bran Crunch

I love these commercials, the third guy gets me every time!

Britney on the VMA's

Really Britney Spears? Really?
You thought your hair looked even ok a little bit before you went on stage? Really?
You thought those blue contacts looked good? Really?
You thought no one would notice you were dancing like you were in a run-through? Really Britney Spears?

Really? You thought that the song was so good that the dancing didn't matter? Really?

Are you ready for some football?

The NFL Season Opener is being played tonight.

When NFL starts it means a whole new world for my household...for seventeen weeks straight.
It means everything stops for seventeen weeks straight on Sundays. Except eating Chipotle for lunch.

Just in case you haven't got word yet...I have given up on the Vikings and I am now a Browns fan. Basically there are two words to explain why - sell out or Brady Quinn. I don't think Brady is a sell out, but I basically have a crush on Brady so I have immediately sold out to routing for the Browns.

I think I have changed my mind...

We ate at B.J.'s for dinner tonight.
I am usually a pretty big fan...but tonight not so much. I have to say I was really not pleased with my experience.
Our waiter was mediocre at best.
One of the bus boys had the F-word on his shirt.
And Jonathan saw a waitress that was carrying two drinks take a sip of one.

Dear B.J.'s,
It is already kind of hard to convince myself to eat in your establishment since you don't serve Coca-cola products...and now I am really not sure how I feel.

A confused customer,
Ryanne

Today was the first time in a REALLY long time that I had absolutely nothing on my calendar. No special occasion lunches or meetings just a blank calendar. So I decided to fill it up with things I needed to do as an experiment.

Here is what it looked like:
8:30 - 9:00 Check emails and voicemails
9:00 - 10:30 Work on curriculum
10:30 - 11:00 Check emails and voicemails
11:00 - 12:00 Settle my credit card statement
12:00 - 1:00 Eat lunch
1:00 - 1:30 Check emails and voicemails
1:30 - 2:30 Work on new leader applications
2:30 - 3:00 Walk down to Katie's office and go over a few things
3:00 - 4:30 Write birthday cards, letters to my small group, and letter to my camp girls
4:30 - 5:00 Check emails and voicemails
5:00 Go Home!




Here is what it really looked like:
8:45 - 9:00 Check emails at home
9:30 Come to work
9:45 Check emails again and read blogs
10:00 - 11:30 Work on curriculum - don't finish
11:30 - 12:00 Get pulled into a meeting about Ensenada 2008
12:00 - 1:30 Eat lunch at Chipotle and listen to an entire hour of conversation about Madden 08
1:30 - 1:45 Talk with a new volunteer
1:45 - 3:45 Talk with Brian Hurst about literature and blind dates in my office...while making several decisions
3:45 - 4:30 Talk to Jana in her office about...probably 11 different topics
4:30 - 5:00 Check emails...look over my schedule for tomorrow...look at my schedule that I didn't follow today
5:00 - 5:15 Talk to Katie in her office
5:15 - 5:30 Talk to Jamie...Jason...Zack
5:30 - 6:20 Finish curriculum

Oh well...the next time I have a free day I will try it again!

I had no idea...

You learn something new everyday...
Did you know that Grenadine is made of pomegranate juice?
Well I had no idea until Alton Brown told me tonight.

I love pomegranates...even better reason to have a cherry diet coke at Ruby's!

If you don't know...now you know.

I don't know if you know but I am a horrible housekeeper. My floors are dirty...I hate doing bathrooms...and my idea of a deep clean is using Clorox Bleach Wipes.

BUT I am a freakin' pro at the Ten Minute Tidy. If at anytime you call me and let me know you are coming over...no matter how much stuff is lying around my house...I can clean it up in about ten minutes. I believe the key to the Ten Minute Tidy is that everything in my house has a place where it lives, and so therefore as soon as I pick it up I know where it goes.

And if you don't know...now you know.

I have said it before and I will say it again.

Free wireless internet at Tully's and there is hardly anybody there.

However, right now I am posting this from Corner Bakery...that also has free wireless internet, and much better food an coffee.

Is it hot in here...or is it just me?

Maybe it is just me, but summer is about a month too long from being over. Summer is definitely not my favorite season. I am much more an autumn girl.

This heat is killing me. It is making everything more difficult to do.
Things that are miserable in the heat:
Putting on make-up, getting dressed, blow drying my hair, cooking, cleaning, driving, sleeping...I'm Hot!

Do you think this is real?

This is my confession...

Jonathan and I just ate KFC for dinner.
I haven't eaten KFC in eight years.

Hey Boo Boo

Dear Sidekick 3,
I love you. I look at you online and dream about the day that I will own you. My husband said when the time is right I can get you. I hope that is sometime soon!
Can't wait to hold you in my hot little hand!
Ryanne